How To Spend Halloween When You Have No Friends

Hey guys!

So recently there’s been a lot of makeup tutorials, costume ideas and decorating tips based around Halloween. But what about those of us who don’t have any friends to spend Halloween with? What about the loners who usually cry themselves to sleep on Halloween?

Well never fear, my fellow lonely friends, I am here to save the day.

First of all, you need to DIY the fuck out of a costume. There’s so many options you can go for, zombie, vampire, clown (maybe skip that one this year) but this time we are going all out.

This fabulous year, we are going to be a fucking…

SEXY SHEET GHOST.

Yes, you heard me right.

And guess what!

It’s comfortable enough to binge watch Netflix in.

First you’re going to need a sheet. Preferably a white one. Try it on and then cut out some eye holes so you don’t trip over your own feet every 5 minutes. Find your sexiest underwear (leopard print, lace, red, whatever makes you feel sexy af) and put that on over the top of your sheet. Hey, presto! Now you’re a sexy sheet ghost.

Alright moving on from costume. Now you’re going to need a snack collection. Ben & Jerry’s, m&m’s, Cadbury, popcorn, all the classics. Lay these out in your chosen spot to chill for the night and arrange everything in order of how you want to eat. Grab some pillows, blankets and your laptop and make sure you’ve got all the essentials for the night.

So your Halloween isn’t disturbed by any trick or treaters, make sure you close all curtains, lock the doors and turn off all the lights so no one has any idea that you’re home. If you’re feeling nice you can leave a pack or two of $2 lollies out the front.

Now you can really settle down. Dig into your snacks, set up some Netflix or a scary movie and waste your night away until you can barely keep your eyes open and you’re about to explode.

But remember! You need to show how much fun you’re having so make sure you take a few sexy ghost selfies next to your Netlfix and ice cream and post them to your social media. Everyone will be so jealous of your night in that they’ll all be doing it next year. Who knows, maybe you’ll start a new trend!

Hope you enjoyed that and found it VERY helpful. I might do another Halloween themed post, I’m not sure but we’ll see.

Have a very SPOOKY day!

Love always

Jags xxx

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